Hercules

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Hercules (stage name: Herakles) never went anywhere without a mighty beard, a big club, an extra loincloth and his new mobile phone. He doesn’t want to miss any of those funny jokes that Theseus likes to send round all the heroes. You might also like to see what Odysseus gets at his email account.

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Witch-King of Angmar

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It’s no fun being a bad guy with evil magical powers if you’ve got to play second fiddle to an even bigger bad guy with even more evil magical powers. You might also like the inboxes for Gollum, Gandalf, Legolas and Sauron.

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Robinson Crusoe

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It can do you a lot of good to switch off and disconnect for a while. A few days in the mountains, maybe a weekend hike around the lakes, or 27 years on a desert island. P.S. I’ve posted an alternative version up on the Facebook page!

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Harry Potter

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Obviously there’s no spell to conjure away spam. But sorting through an inbox is child’s play compared to battling the Dark Lord, potions homework and trying to get some kind of sense out of Ron. You might also like the inboxes for Severus Snape, Lord Voldemort, Hermione Granger, Nagini and Ron Weasley.

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