The Elves of Middle Earth stand above all the minor squabblings of men, dwarves and hobbits. They have far more important issues to attend to, including their hair, what to wear for the journey to Valinor and keeping their inbox clean:

Check out inboxes for Gandalf, Sauron, the Witch-King of Angmar and Gollum.

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Great work, Mark! The hair care stuff is great and I love the Amazon recommendation. Very funny.
Thanks Kate – nice to see you here again!
I may wander, but I’ll always come back.
I *love* making fun of Legolas (or, elves hair in general) and you did one hell of a job here !
Thanks Lizzy!
Hi, this is awesome!!!
You should do some Friends or Lost characters inboxes. It would be really fun!!
Yeah, Mark, I definitely second Lost characters…
Btw, GREAT job!