Hermione Granger

by Mark Brownlow · 27 comments

in Harry Potter,Literature,Movies and TV


Intelligent, beautiful, loyal…someone needs to have serious words with her about the whole Ron thing. Perhaps her emails have the answer to that pressing question: “Why him, Hermione, why him?”

Hermione Granger's email inbox

See also inboxes for Harry PotterRon Weasley, Severus Snape, Nagini and Lord Voldemort.

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Kate Warren April 7, 2011 at 12:22 am

Nice. Very amusing. Pretty obvious answer to your question of “Why him?” Opposites attract.

Mark April 7, 2011 at 1:58 pm

I have an intelligent wife. So she would agree with the opposites thing.

Maria April 7, 2011 at 7:00 am

Love is a funny thing mate, Love is a funny thing.

ROTFL @ string of posts about Flitwick’s homework!

Can you do Sirius Black some time?

Mark April 7, 2011 at 1:59 pm

Yep, more HP characters on the way this year.

Jonathan April 7, 2011 at 7:46 am

So from what I can see Hermione drugged Ron into the whole thing?

Kate Warren April 8, 2011 at 12:24 am

Not necessarily, Jonathan. Just because a love potion was the cover story on Young Witch Magazine that week doesn’t mean she actually tried one. Would have been a good idea to keep up on that stuff though, to fight back against Lavender Brown.

Lizzy April 11, 2011 at 8:33 pm

RON !!!

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Lily May 9, 2011 at 7:33 am

Brilliant! I love the Charms homework emails and Harry’s “Whatever he did to upset you, Ron didn’t mean it.” XD

Librasmile June 10, 2011 at 6:29 pm

But when do we get to see Hogwarts IT’s inbox? Heck when do we get a STORY about Hogwarts IT dept.?

Shannon July 18, 2011 at 2:19 pm

ha ha ” boy with small wand”

Leona September 18, 2011 at 7:11 pm

Could you maybe do Ginny or Lily Potter sometime?

Mark September 19, 2011 at 10:55 am

Ginny definitely. Lily maybe 🙂

Leona September 20, 2011 at 12:52 am

I meant Lily Potter Senior, btw 🙂

Micheal October 4, 2011 at 4:30 pm

I love these acrtlies. How many words can a wordsmith smith?

Jennie October 19, 2011 at 3:19 am

PLEASE do Draco, I think it would be fantastic! And Bellatrix’s too(:

Jessica November 2, 2011 at 3:44 am

Love this! Especially the ones between her and Draco. I second doing Draco. 😀

Dayana November 20, 2011 at 1:39 am

Lol I love how there’s always a “Re: RON!!!!” response xD LOVE LOVE LOVE The ones about Flitwick’s homework!

WeenyOwl November 29, 2011 at 4:46 pm

The best are the ones that she didn’t even bother to open. But her riposte to Draco was pretty good too : )

Nat December 18, 2011 at 11:22 pm

These are fantastic! Love her ignoring Viktor & Lav-Lav’s emails. More HP characters, please!

buttercupz February 12, 2012 at 12:53 pm

that’s so awesome (: i love hermione. her and draco should totally get together, they make me laugh

buttercupz February 12, 2012 at 12:57 pm

thats so awesome! (: draco and hermione should get together, they make me laugh. can you make draco an inbox? that would make me even happier

Crystal March 7, 2012 at 9:39 am

“Can’t believe Flitwick’s homework!”
“Thanks for helping me set up today’s homework”


DelphiPsmith April 17, 2012 at 2:32 am

How is it she has not a single message from Lucius or Severus? Surely there should be something!!

Jonathan July 13, 2012 at 2:13 pm

hi emma waston I like you

Alexandra Smith January 5, 2014 at 11:35 am

You are cool

Sydney August 31, 2016 at 5:42 pm

Hello Emma! My name is Sydney, and I’ve always been inspired by you! You are smart, brave, and absolutely amazing! Is it true that you quit the movie business for a while so you could go to college?
My friends and I are huge Harry Potter fans, and whenever we are having trouble understanding something in school, we use a method to lighten up the problem: ‘What would hermione do?’ We’ll talk like you do in HP, and think a little differently.
You may have acted in the HP movies a long time ago, but your legacy lives on! I know hat might sound a little cheesy-but think about it! The first HP book and movie came out before I was born-and they are still watched and read on a daily bases all over the world! You are my hero, and I’ll never forget it!

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