Pooh bear would normally edge his way toward the honey pot for breakfast. But sticky paws don’t mix well with touchscreens, so it’s best if he does his email first. He never emails Tigger mind: the messages always bounce back undelivered. With thanks to Edwin for inspiration:
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I love how often ‘Thank you for your order’ from ‘Honey Depot’ came up. Haha.
My fave is the Russian bears Poohlina spam message. At least 1/4 of the spam I receive runs along those lines.
“Why? What? Because… Exactly” I love Owl!
“Eeyore’s lost his fricking tail…AGAIN!” I laughed so bad at this! I want more!
That was hilarious! Winnie the Pooh rules!
my favourite was ‘EU ruling: local area to become “40.47 hectares wood”‘ very clever! thank you!
My absolute favorite!
I love how Pooh gets his spellings wrong “Recyiclin bins four hunny jars”. I wonder if the Envi Dept understood what he meant.