Owls aren’t the only means of communication at Hogwarts. And no need for Harry Potter to dip into Snape’s pensieve to discover the truth behind the man. He just needs to hack into his email account.
See inboxes for Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Voldemort, Nagini and Ron Weasley.
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wow, good spam filter for Severus! I wonder how Neville would answer the Whomping Willow request. Would he have the guts to stand up if he could do it over e-mail instead of in Severus’ looming presence?
Poor sod probably just says ‘yes Sir’ and hops to it. One trip to the nurses office, coming up!
…oh man, “0 women have viewed your profile” ? Way harsh. But hilarious! I also laughed out loud at Google Alert: Lily Potter and the last two messages re: thanks for your support. Awesome and hilarious!
Password recovery for Slytherin common room XD that was hilarious and so was the google alert for Lily Potter. You should definitely make some for Harry! And maybe Dumbledore…
More Harry Potter definitely on the way in 2011!
Haha can I just say this is utterly brilliant?
The 0 women viewed your profile in November was hilarious, but all of ‘em made me laugh so hard.
“Draco Malfoy wants to be friends on Facebook” was ridiculously funny. All of them were giggle-worthy but the idea of Snape having a facebook account is hilarious.
Why? I liked him on Facebook!!! LOL!
“Flobberworm shampoo was rubbish: hair still greasy” and “Zero women have visited your profile in November” Both of these made me and my friend laugh so much that we ended up crying! This one was our favorite, next to captain kirk in second place. It was also quite funny because none of our other friends got any of the jokes!
So funny, I like the Draco friend request and his mailing lists.
Absolutely brilliant!!! More, please. A million thanks for a much needed laugh.
Wonderful read. Too funny! Can’t wait to see Dumbledore’s!
ha lolz draco wants to be friends on facebook
IT’S great!SEV~~~~haha…….
this is inventive and interesting and i would love to see more characters from the series have this done.
Seriously brill, this.
Oh my gosh, that’s perfect… I really had to laugh
Thanks for your support Dumbldore
Thanks for your support Voldemort
LOL Me
That was amazing. You defenitly need more from the series! I like the first one from McGonogall “Staff Picture Friday: Please try to smile severus” the Facebook request was also really funny.
I could not believe my eyes when I saw the last two! iCauldron, and the Draco friend Request?!? Draco’s actor has a fanclub. No duh, Draco has a facebook. His friends – Vincent Crabbe, *I forget Goyle’s first name* and That Petunia or something girl.
This had me in stitches it’s that funny! Have rec’d it to other Snape fans I know! Thank you!
Brilliant!! Can’t wait for more. =F
Although I’m pretty sure Snape always thought about Lily as “Lily Evans”, not “Potter”.
Ahem… =F should have been =D
Bilmey!
Well done, you just made me fall off my chair, laugh so hard I cried, roll on the ground, clutching my aching stomach…now going into silent fits of giggles.
THANKS A BILLION!
Albus Dumbledore: “thanks for your support”
Lord Voldemort: “thanks for your support.”
LMFAO.
I was just wondering, how do I join WizardDating.com …
omg, i <3 snape!!!
This is how I’d imagine his inbox would be. It’s funny, but also a bit sad especially after watching the last movie.
the Lily google alert is priceless!
I love how none of his emails are read.
sooo funny! love the thanks for your support from Voldemort and Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy wants to be friends on facebook and 0 women have viewed your profile!
This made me sad, actually, even while it made me laugh. I know lots of women who would view his profile – especially if he doesn’t mind cougars.
WeenyOwl, glad you’ve discovered the delights of ‘Famous Inboxes’. Have you had a look at the Jane Austen ones yet?
Seriously, that has to be one of the AWESOMEST things I’ve seen on the web in a long time.
I so agree!!!
This is amazing! So creative and funny. I must say, Severus Snape IS the best Harry Potter character.
Well, other than Bellatrix, Luna, Neville and Hermione, that is.
These are *fantastic*! This Snape one is a riot, the Slughorn email is hysterical! Well done!