Severus Snape

by Mark Brownlow · 43 comments

in Harry Potter,Literature,Movies and TV


Owls aren’t the only means of communication at Hogwarts. And no need for Harry Potter to dip into Snape’s pensieve to discover the truth behind the man. He just needs to hack into his email account.

Snape's inbox

See inboxes for Harry PotterHermione GrangerVoldemort, Nagini and Ron Weasley.

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Jenny Peters November 15, 2010 at 12:42 pm

wow, good spam filter for Severus! I wonder how Neville would answer the Whomping Willow request. Would he have the guts to stand up if he could do it over e-mail instead of in Severus’ looming presence?
Poor sod probably just says ‘yes Sir’ and hops to it. One trip to the nurses office, coming up!

Valerie November 17, 2010 at 4:19 am

…oh man, “0 women have viewed your profile” ? Way harsh. But hilarious! I also laughed out loud at Google Alert: Lily Potter and the last two messages re: thanks for your support. Awesome and hilarious!

Seranya November 29, 2010 at 1:50 am

Password recovery for Slytherin common room XD that was hilarious and so was the google alert for Lily Potter. You should definitely make some for Harry! And maybe Dumbledore…

Mark Brownlow December 2, 2010 at 5:06 pm

More Harry Potter definitely on the way in 2011!

Charlotte December 1, 2010 at 11:03 am

Haha can I just say this is utterly brilliant?
The 0 women viewed your profile in November was hilarious, but all of ’em made me laugh so hard.

Arriyetti December 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm

“Draco Malfoy wants to be friends on Facebook” was ridiculously funny. All of them were giggle-worthy but the idea of Snape having a facebook account is hilarious.

Madam X March 18, 2012 at 2:59 pm

Why? I liked him on Facebook!!! LOL!

Yinong August 26, 2013 at 4:28 am

I was thinking, why would Snape ever bother to have a Facebook account?

Annabelle December 19, 2010 at 2:40 am

“Flobberworm shampoo was rubbish: hair still greasy” and “Zero women have visited your profile in November” Both of these made me and my friend laugh so much that we ended up crying! This one was our favorite, next to captain kirk in second place. It was also quite funny because none of our other friends got any of the jokes!

Jaclyn Reynolds December 24, 2010 at 7:52 pm

So funny, I like the Draco friend request and his mailing lists.

Gloria December 24, 2010 at 9:04 pm

Absolutely brilliant!!! More, please. A million thanks for a much needed laugh.

Anne December 24, 2010 at 11:29 pm

Wonderful read. Too funny! Can’t wait to see Dumbledore’s!

andaleeb December 25, 2010 at 4:44 am

ha lolz draco wants to be friends on facebook

奇诺先生 December 26, 2010 at 7:10 am

IT’S great!SEV~~~~haha…….

melissaIvory December 26, 2010 at 10:59 am

this is inventive and interesting and i would love to see more characters from the series have this done.

AlbaLark December 27, 2010 at 4:30 am

Seriously brill, this.

Tibby December 27, 2010 at 6:20 pm

Oh my gosh, that’s perfect… I really had to laugh 😀

Christopher December 27, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Thanks for your support Dumbldore
Thanks for your support Voldemort


Allie December 27, 2010 at 7:53 pm

That was amazing. You defenitly need more from the series! I like the first one from McGonogall “Staff Picture Friday: Please try to smile severus” the Facebook request was also really funny.

Hannab December 27, 2010 at 9:07 pm

I could not believe my eyes when I saw the last two! iCauldron, and the Draco friend Request?!? Draco’s actor has a fanclub. No duh, Draco has a facebook. His friends – Vincent Crabbe, *I forget Goyle’s first name* and That Petunia or something girl.

Mina January 11, 2011 at 8:08 am

This had me in stitches it’s that funny! Have rec’d it to other Snape fans I know! Thank you!

Irene February 21, 2011 at 7:08 pm

Brilliant!! Can’t wait for more. =F

Although I’m pretty sure Snape always thought about Lily as “Lily Evans”, not “Potter”.

Irene February 21, 2011 at 7:08 pm

Ahem… =F should have been =D

Ela Potter February 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Well done, you just made me fall off my chair, laugh so hard I cried, roll on the ground, clutching my aching stomach…now going into silent fits of giggles.

Rita February 24, 2011 at 4:54 am

Albus Dumbledore: “thanks for your support”
Lord Voldemort: “thanks for your support.”


Angelina April 4, 2011 at 10:47 pm

I was just wondering, how do I join …

Carly April 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm

omg, i <3 snape!!!

Maj July 18, 2011 at 7:18 am

This is how I’d imagine his inbox would be. It’s funny, but also a bit sad especially after watching the last movie.

Shannon July 18, 2011 at 2:34 pm

the Lily google alert is priceless!

Anonymous July 18, 2011 at 8:43 pm

I love how none of his emails are read.

Lex August 19, 2011 at 6:42 pm

sooo funny! love the thanks for your support from Voldemort and Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy wants to be friends on facebook and 0 women have viewed your profile!

WeenyOwl November 29, 2011 at 4:42 pm

This made me sad, actually, even while it made me laugh. I know lots of women who would view his profile – especially if he doesn’t mind cougars.

V-J November 29, 2011 at 9:41 pm

WeenyOwl, glad you’ve discovered the delights of ‘Famous Inboxes’. Have you had a look at the Jane Austen ones yet?

Justine February 28, 2012 at 12:35 am

Seriously, that has to be one of the AWESOMEST things I’ve seen on the web in a long time.

Madam X March 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm

I so agree!!!

Madam X March 9, 2012 at 6:43 pm

This is amazing! So creative and funny. I must say, Severus Snape IS the best Harry Potter character.

Madam X March 9, 2012 at 6:45 pm

Well, other than Bellatrix, Luna, Neville and Hermione, that is.

Bernadette September 27, 2012 at 6:43 pm

These are *fantastic*! This Snape one is a riot, the Slughorn email is hysterical! Well done!

Johnny June 28, 2014 at 9:31 pm

I like you professor Snape . I am a big fan off Harry Potter.

Severussnape99aj November 8, 2014 at 2:33 pm


i am drawing fan anime right now ^v^

Rini Snape August 30, 2015 at 11:20 pm

Hello father *hugs snape*

Preston May 28, 2016 at 5:39 am

Hermione you bring love to mu heart and i would do anything to be with you!!

Ethel September 29, 2016 at 9:31 pm

Brilliant! I don’t know which one was funnier but the last two were hilarious! 0 women viewed your profile last month. Great job Snape! I also loved the Slughorn one, since he was such a a character! The shampoo one made me laugh so hard I don’t even remember laughing so hard!

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