Kermit the Frog

by Mark Brownlow · 17 comments

in Movies and TV


After the Muppet show, Kermit pulls up his iPad on the lily pad and checks the day’s mail. This is what he sees…

Kermit's Inbox

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Remy Bergsma August 23, 2010 at 12:28 pm

Pure brilliance, Mark. Please keep ’em coming.

My personal faves: Drumsticks are not food, and Hibernation dates from Fozzie Bear.


Mark Brownlow August 23, 2010 at 12:31 pm

Thanks Remy. It’s also always interesting to read what other people find funny, as it’s never what I think it should be!


Michael Katz August 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm

Love the refund request from Statler. You continue to amaze!


Mark Brownlow August 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm

Thanks Michael. I grew up with Kermit (not literally). My dad claimed he was the guy working Animal. This, while also flying planes for the RAF.


S. J. Mitchell August 24, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Love “Beaker’s accident compensation claim” and the email from the Swedish Chef! I forwarded the James Bond famous inbox to my dad (huge fan) and he loved it.

Keep ’em coming!


Mark Brownlow August 24, 2010 at 6:35 pm

S.J:: Glad your dad liked the Bond one. The Swedish chef subject line actually means something. “I need chickens – quick, quick” (I think)


Gina October 1, 2010 at 2:02 am

These are great!

How about an Ebenezer Scrooge one? 🙂 (As you can see from my link, I’m very into Dickens!)


Mark Brownlow October 1, 2010 at 5:10 am

Hmmm…Gina…that gives me some ideas. Never really considered Dickens, but Scrooge, Oliver, etc. has got me thinking.


Gina October 1, 2010 at 8:27 pm

Ooh, I’m glad to hear that!!


jenny_smythe November 17, 2010 at 5:02 am

This really made my day!


kelly brester August 30, 2011 at 4:20 am

dear kermit the fog hi kermit my name is kelly brester i want to know if you and the rest of the muppet gang are going to have a new muppet show coming out soon , i canit wait untill i see the movie , ilove you kermit thanks to the lovers the deamers and you kermit for the rainbow connection i used to cry when i heard the rain -bow connection , but not now you and rowlf did a gret performance of the rrainbow connection at disney 23 i saw the video , and i loved it kermit wow hope to meet you someday your fan kelly brester


Mii19 November 28, 2011 at 8:21 pm

LOL! Very funny! Just one question… Grover’s email, am I detecting subtext? Please,yaoi fangirls(next generation fag-hags), demand to know! …we-ell, it’s more like we’re on our knees, puppy-dog-eyed, begging you to say yes…


Clare Corbett July 23, 2013 at 3:12 am

Hi, Kermit. I’m a fan of you. I watched Muppet movies ever since I was little and you’re a very sweet, talented frog. You sing beautiful too. I just love your singing. I love the way how you’re sweet. You got talent. I hope you and me can be friends and stay in touch. Can’t wait to hear from you.


paige lee August 13, 2014 at 2:57 am

dear kermit the frog run away from moi aka mrs piggy


Rebekah Crum April 28, 2015 at 9:35 pm

I was thinking maybe about meeting the Muppets here in Omaha at CenturyLink Center this summer


Issac Moreland May 1, 2015 at 12:19 am

Dear Kermit the Frog,
I’am a huge fan we should Skype somtime.
Issac Moreland


Rebekah Crum May 9, 2015 at 3:54 pm

Kermit I was wondering If you and the muppets can come to Omaha this summer. But can you meet with your Director to talk him into doing it.


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