No magic needed for the Dark Lord to keep in touch with his Death Eaters. Finding Voldemort would have been a lot easier if they could have hacked into his email account. But computer science wasn’t on the Hogwarts timetable. Shame.
See the emails of Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Nagini and Ron Weasley.
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Wish you’d have done Snape’s! (Hair Club for Men … or SHAMPOO club …)
Am planning some more Potter ones…
awesome! but Nagini is a girl…
Deliberate mistake to see if anyone was paying attention
NOSE RECONSTRUCTION. Made me laugh so hard, omg I can’t even.
Omg! The ‘Re: Rejected membership application’ made me laugh out loud in a silent library. Absolute genius. And I don’t even like Harry Potter that much…
Don’t deny it, you do.
the first time i read this, i literally laughed so hard i cried.
Anger management webinar XD that was freaking awesome and Baldemort LOL this is genius!
Make more Harry Potter ones please! Those make me laugh so much!
Will do – keep an eye out next year
“Nose reconstruction.” LOL. this is pure genius!
AWESOME ONE!! Please,please,please do one for Harry Potter(his many failed life insurance claims)?!
Ok, that one is simply hilarious.
I love the fwd:fwd:fwd from Peter Pettigrew. Obviously he’d be the one to send forwards.
Also love the blueberry muffins from Fenrir.
Awesome.
do one for bellatrix
Agree! SO agree!!!
I’m not sure which seems stranger to me, Lucius Malfoy or Lord Voldemort with a twitter account, both are hilarious though.
I was laughing at LAY OFF ME BALDEMORT! someone as immature as the “Potter puppet Pals” Harry would email something like that…
Awesome. I’m looking forward to some more about Harry Potter.
This is soo funny. Please do one for Hermione Granger.
Never knew Nagini was really a girl.. always thought it was a dude :L
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hahahahahaha!!!!! i love baldemort
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NOSE reconStrucTion LOL
…I would Really like to see one of:
Dumbledore
Harry Potter
Ginny Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ron Weasley, just to name those..it would be great tonsee Harry & Ginny’s Inboxes, due to the fact that they are in love…
dear voldemort i having a hard time with theis muggles plese help me i want to be a death eater too
Blueberry Muffins for next meeting, Fenrir Greyback. I love how it was from him, even though he’s a werewolf. You should do a Harry Potter one, or a Dumbledore or Malfoy.
Ohmygoshh! these are SO funny! PLEASE do a Ginny one. Shes my favorite:)
Chicken Soup for the Split Soul?!?! LMAO. I had no idea these things existed! thanks for the laughs Mark!
A pleasure!
Does Voldemort not read any of his e-mails just because he’s not interested in what anybody else has to say, or does he find all this modern high-tech stuff too challenging?
“Chicken Soup for the Split Soul” you Sir are so smart! Please make one for Dumbledore